Forget hurricanes and tornadoes and earthquakes: the surest sign that God is pissed at humanity is the brief nipple slip Nancy Grace suffered on “Dancing with the Stars” last night. In the great scheme of things, it could have been worse: ABC cut away almost instantaneously — too fast for your eyes to register what’s happening.
…but not too fast for a blogger to get screencaps. Sorry, folks: the Internet giveth, and the Internet taketh away. You can’t enjoy that much free porn without occasionally getting a peek at Nancy Grace’s pepperoni nipple. Actually, pepperoni’s not really large enough. Is there another kind of processed meat with a wider diameter? Some sort of meat pancake?
Video below, with images on the following pages. It’s all fairly safe for work, but that makes it no less scarring to your psyche.
You were expecting worse, weren’t you? Last chance to back out: the unedited screencap is on the next slide.
I blame Casey Anthony for this.
“Between her legs, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”