You guys are never going to believe this, but a lot of people who appear on television for a living put on nice clothes to go to the Emmys last night. I'll let you get to clicking through the pictures in a moment, but here's a general overlook:
- Before you ask: yes, there are pictures of Christina Hendricks's mountainous cleavage.
- There will be absolutely no discussion of the cleavage displayed by Ariel Winter (Alex on "Modern Family"). She's 13. If I'm gonna get arrested for something like that, it'll be for Chloe Moretz.
- Because I am occasionally not a total chauvinist pervert, I have included pictures of handsome male actors. Props to my lady readers.
- As I log more and more years in the blogging game, I'm less enamored with the "This beautiful actress is ugly" thing that bloggers and commenters like to do. They're famous actors; I would happily have sex with any of them. Even Melissa McCarthy. Even Peter Dinklage. Even -- and this will gross some people out -- Gwyneth Paltrow.
All right. Get to clickin'. Those pageviews feed me.
So Minka Kelly has a body like this, and then wears something that covers it all up? Screw you Minka Kelly. Go take some classes from Julie Bowen.
Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
I of course love Sofia Vergara, but listening to her talk, I realized something last night: if she were any less hot, she'd be the Colombian Fran Drescher.
Oh man. Paz, what a disaster. The lipstick makes me think that she's trying to look like a hooker that's been strangled to death, which, now that I think about it, is actually pretty hot. Well done!
She's the Madonna of acting, minus that part of my life where I masturbated to her.
Seriously, Don Draper and Raylan Givens? I'd sell a child into slavery to be in this picture.
I want more like this!
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