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Miss Japan Is Awesome

By 09.12.11

The Miss Universe pageant airs tonight on NBC, live from Sao Paulo, and every contestant has a short little video where they answer stupid questions like “Do you believe in life on other planets?” It’s an unremarkable concept, but Miss Japan absolutely knocks it out of the park (video below). Of course, I’m a sucker for racist stereotypes, so I laughed when she said, “No rimit.” But that takes nothing away from the fact that she answers every question like she just smoked a bowl and is waiting for the microwave to finish cooking her Hot Pockets. She’s got an excellent chance of winning tonight, as long as the talent competition is restricted to getting high and watching Akira.


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