YES! Fugitive Professor is Real-Life Mash-Up of ‘Breaking Bad’ + ‘Sons of Anarchy’

“Breaking Bad” is an excellent television show about a chemistry teacher who gets into drug-dealing world of methamphetamine. “Sons of Anarchy” is a badass show about a gun-running outlaw motorcycle gang in California. Put those two together and you get the true story of Stephen “Skinz” Kinzey, a professor of kinesiology at Cal State San Bernardino who allegedly also runs a chapter of the Devil’s Diciples, a motorcycle gang that spells poorly and runs a meth operation.

Authorities arrested nine suspected mid- and street-level dealers involved in the drug ring shortly after raiding Kinzey’s home, where they allegedly found more than a pound of methamphetamine, rifles, handguns, body armor, leather biker vests and other biker paraphernalia.

Kinzey remains a fugitive and is considered armed and dangerous, officials said.

During the Aug. 26 raid, detectives arrested Kinzey’s live-in girlfriend, Holly V. Robinson, 33, a 2005 Cal State San Bernardino graduate, on suspicion of distributing methamphetamine. She is accused of being Kinzey’s “business partner” in the drug operation and has been released on bail. [LA Times via TV Tattle]

I understand that this is a real story of serious crime, but all I can think about now is a “Breaking Bad” and “Sons of Anarchy” crossover. Let’s get Walter White to trade in that Pontiac Aztek for a Harley. He takes a road trip into California, befriends the Sons of Anarchy, and they go down to New Mexico to settle some scores for Walt. I wouldn’t just watch that show, I would never be not watching it.

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