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By 11.29.11

If you’re reading this blog, you almost certainly know about Pedobear, the cartoon meme that pokes fun at sexual predators and appears every time I think about Chloe Moretz. But the news team at KRQE, Albuquerque’s CBS affiliate, isn’t taking the joke lightly. In this unbelievably serious report, the news team investigates how ACTUAL PEDOPHILES are using Pedobear to lure children into their grasp.

Nobody offers any proof of this, of course, but there are are at least TWO cars in New Mexico that have Pedobear stickers! And while “it’s not illegal to display a Pedobear sticker” (actual quote), you should be on the lookout because this is a very clear and present danger, and most certainly not ham-fisted fear-mongering. I mean, it just makes sense that pedophiles would advertise that they’re pedophiles. It’s like how nobody expects the guy in the old hockey mask to be an ACTUAL homicidal maniac. Hidden in plain sight. Brilliant.

Bonus points to the film editor who added this:

[via ScreenJunkies]


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