Sons of Anarchy (FX) — The release that came with the screener of tonight’s 90-minute episode (411, “Call of Duty”) says, “This is a spoiler-heavy episode, so please be mindful of spoilers.” I would never spoil a TV show before it airs, especially not one with as much firepower as this one. Let’s just say that it’s an EXPLOSIVE episode that will BLOW UP previous plot lines. I wouldn’t say it’s a favorite episode of MINE, but it’s certainly up there for this season.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — Season finale, although there’s really no way to tell seasons apart except from whatever themed garment Daniel Tosh happens to be wearing. Also new tonight: Workaholics. The guys take a “man trip.”
New Girl (Fox) — Ugh, Justin Long begins his stint on the show. In an ideal world, Justin Long and Jason Schwartzman would be forced to slap-fight to the death in an arena filled with drunk Turks holding rocks and glass bottles. Winner gets fed to Bengal tigers.
NCIS (CBS) — From Yahoo: “The NCIS team is on the hunt for a missing Marine this week: The search takes Gibbs and Ziva all the way to Afghanistan, where the Marine was last seen protecting innocent schoolchildren from a terrorist attack. Now Gibbs and Ziva have to make their way through a perilous war zone to bring their target home alive.” So basically, EXACTLY how military operations are ALWAYS carried out in Afghanistan. “We looked everywhere for our missing man. I guess it’s time to call some CIS investigators in from the States.” This is the #1 show on television, btw.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Bill Maher, Nikki Reed, and gigantic vagina Drake on Letterman; Howie Mandel and Snooki on Leno; Patricia Heaton on Kimmel; Ewan MacGregor on Ferguson; Ben Kingsley and Ashley Green on Fallon; Elijah Wood on Colbert; and check out Conan’s fantastic lineup: Jeff Goldblum, Adam Scott, and Childish Gambino. That’s like the exact opposite of Leno’s show.
