What’s on Tonight: South Park Thanksgiving

South Park (Comedy Central) — The boys learn the true story of Thanksgiving. Is it wrong that I want to see terrible animation of Pilgrims and Indians slaughtering each other?

Vietnam in HD (History) — If this is one-eighth as awesome as “WWII in HD,” this will be the best thing on TV tonight.

Psych (USA) — Wade Boggs and Danny Glover guest star in this baseball-themed episode.

45th Annual CMA Awards (ABC) — That’s right, it’s the Country Music Award Awards! Hosted by Paisley and Carrie Underwood, with performances by Rascal Flatts and Darius Rucker (Hootie!) and appearances by a bunch of blonde chicks that all look the same.

American Horror Story (FX) — There’s no new “Modern Family” tonight, but Eric Stonestreet (Cam) guest stars on TV’s kinkiest hot mess. “American Horror Story” is like Lindsay Lohan when she was still a hot redhead, but after she started drinking and doing cocaine. Just imagine what it’s gonna be like in three years.

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