Here at Warming Glow, we do not spend a great deal of time discussing Lifetime Original Movies. This is not to say these movies aren’t wondrous little slices of television heaven. I mean, no one loves cheaply produced, campy movies more than I do. NO ONE. It’s just that, well, movies about crazed mother-in-laws stealing babies and fleeing from their abusive husbands aren’t always exactly newsworthy to our target demo. However, we do reserve the right to discuss in them in certain circumstances. Like, for example, when Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a prostitute with a hilarious Texas accent. Or when, oh I don’t know, Rob Lowe from “Parks and Recreation” is featured in a trailer for a movie about alleged wife-murderer Drew Peterson and he has blonde hair and a blonde mustache and his only line in the whole backflipping trailer is “I’m untouchable, bitch.”
HOLY CRAP. YOU GUYS. THIS IS THAT SECOND THING.
There’s not much to the trailer beyond the hair, mustache, and that line, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why you would need anything more. Seriously, let’s just cancel the Emmys and mail them all to Rob Lowe’s house. I think he’s earned it.