NY Ink (TLC) — Is “NY Ink” a pun? I don’t think “NY Inc.” is a thing, but it’s TLC, so who the hell knows.
Hook, Line, and Sisters (TLC) — A new reality series about a family of fishers in Alaska, with a focus on the titular sisters, Sierra and Memry. And they make out, quit the show, and get a spin-off called “Incest in Alaska,” coming to TLC in 2012.
Beavis and Butt-head (MTV) — Season finale, in which the boys go to a whorehouse and get trapped in an elevator. How nice of MTV to burn off one of their only watchable shows in late December.
Happy New Year, Charlie Brown (ABC) — The plot: Charlie Brown has to read War and Peace over winter break. I can’t imagine why “Happy New Year” never became as beloved as the Christmas special.
Three Inches (SyFy) — SyFy turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I didn’t even notice.
