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Whoopi Goldberg Farted On ‘The View’

By 12.16.11

The other day on “The View,” while interviewing Claire Danes about whatever the hell Claire Danes is up to, Whoopi Goldberg farted on live television. In a post that I refuse to link to out of principle, titled “Whoopi Goldberg Rips LOUD Fart On ‘The View,’” TMZ handled the situation with the quiet grace they’ve become known for:

Whoopi “Cushion” Goldberg strikes again — tearing ass this morning on “The View” so loudly … she nearly put a hole in her seat.

[bangs head on desk]

You know what? No. I’m not talking about this. I know as a TV blogger I’m supposed to talk about funny, newsworthy stories, but… I have a LAW DEGREE. I passed the bar exam. I mean, I’ll cover stories about those dopes on “Jersey Shore,” and I’ll occasionally post about the Kardashians, but there is no way — NO WAY — I’m discussing the merits of a story by the jamooks at TMZ about Whoopi Goldberg farting on television. Not today at least. I don’t have it in me. Instead, here is a video of a penguin fetching the newspaper.

Have a blessed day.

Penguin vid via Buzzfeed


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