Every Day is Dean Day In the Morning Links

Dean Pelton Nominated For An Oscar — And the award for Best Original Deanplay goes to… (Uproxx)

Courtney Stodden’s Tweets Drawn Hilariously By Anonymous Internet Hero — Might Courtney Stodden be the 16-year-old, hot-in-a-creepy-way Dad Boner? Nope, she’s likely just a horny idiot who says things like, “Daringly dipped in nothing but translucent stockings as the heat of the fire stimulates a very sultry fantasy of mine…” (Uproxx)

7 Fast Women We Would Still Put a Ring On — I’ll go with the one whose nickname is “Superhead.” (Smoking Section)

6 Series from Image Comics You Should Be Buying (Aside From The Walking Dead) — Don’t be an a-hole like me, and only read The Walking Dead. (Gamma Squad)

The Best and Worst of WWE Raw 1/23/12: Don’t Break My Back, Bro — Note to self: punch Brandon at Wrestlemania. Don’t worry, he says it’s cool. (With Leather)

Patton Oswalt Live-Tweets His Oscar Snub — The only thing I love more than Patton Oswalt is the idea of a party with Baby Goose, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Kirsten Dunst, and Lars von Trier. (Film Drunk)

The 27 Best Movies to Not Be Nominated For Best Picture — The fact that The Wild Bunch didn’t win Best Picture means someone, or someones, ought to be shot. Midnight Cowboy isn’t all that good, anyways. (BuzzFeed)

Adult Swim Internet Treasures – 15 Best Webcontents of the Week — The “Dayman” dubstep remix is the first time I’ve ever actually enjoyed dubstep. (Adult Swim)

8 Epic Movie Moments and the Music that Made Them Great — Every scene from Boogie Nights with musical accompaniment could have been on this list, which basically means every scene in the movie. (Unreality Mag)

A ‘Luck’ Fan’s Guide to Parimutuel Betting (A.K.A. Betting On Horses) — The key is to bet on the horse with the funniest name, right? “One hundred dollars on Poop Doggy Dog, please!” (Screen Junkies)

Blake Griffin Should Host “Saturday Night Live” — He can replace C-Tates! (Gunaxin Sports)

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