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Jennifer Love Hewitt Strips for Her Hooker Mom Show

By / 01.27.12

Last year, Jennifer Love Hewitt starred in a heinous Lifetime movie called The Client List which was described by one critic as “redneck Mad-Libs on acid,” while Hewitt was also criticized for a performance that included only three expressions: 1) Crying, 2) Before Crying, and 3) a look that suggested she was pooping in her garters (naturally, she was nominated for a Golden Globe).

For reasons that only degenerate TV executives can explain, Lifetime has decided to turn the film into a series. It’s about a mother who turns to prostitution to support her family, so it’s basically “Weeds” for people who don’t care for decent writing, storytelling, or character development, but who enjoy looking at Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs.

Ahead of its release, J-Lo-Ho debuted this nifty little advert, in which she engages in a lengthy strip-tease. I still have no desire to see the show, but I’ve watched the video six times now. I can say without a doubt that it’s the best work of J-Lo-Ho’s career.

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