More “Simpsons” football goodness below.
UPROXX “Archer” Open Thread: “The Limited” With Executive Producer Matt Thompson — Matt dished out a ton of behind-the-scenes info, including how long it takes to animate an episode and about the time he and Adam Reed went to the Times Square Howard Johnson’s. He also makes fun of Twilight. I like him. (Uproxx)
Here’s the Best F-You Letter Written By a Slave To His Former Master You’ll Ever Read — There’s just something so refreshing about an old-fashioned “fu*k you” letter. Don’t make ’em like they used to. (Uproxx)
30 Funny, Catty, and Bitter Twitter Reactions To DC’s “Before Watchmen” Announcement — I think Baby Watchmen has officially become the most popular post-Golden Era “Simpsons” reference. (Gamma Squad)
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes — Remember a few days ago when I asked which celebrity couple make no sense? Well, Nacho and Kim Kardashian makes PERFECT sense. Let their babies be attractive and useless. (With Leather)
Remember When Michael Shannon Was In Groundhog Day? Hint: He Loved Wrestlemania — I don’t, but I do remember Kangaroo Jack, which he played the villain in. That’s what “Boardwalk Empire” needs: more marsupials. (Film Drunk)
First Look: NBA All-Star 2012 Jerseys — Good to know that the West will be playing for China during the All-Star Game. Go communism! (Smoking Section)
26 Meanest Quotes From Reviews of Lana Del Rey’s New Album — TL;DR She’s a robot who runs on Diet Mountain Dew. (Buzzfeed)
The Best Football Fan Raps — The video of a Packers fan singing “Packarena,” a parody of “Macarena,” from EARLIER THIS YEAR is the single most depressing thing I’ve ever seen, and I watched the Miami Dolphins’ 1990 squad rap “Can’t Touch Us” right beforehand. It’s funny ’cause they lost. (Adult Swim)
Kristin Bell Offers an Explanation For Her Sloth Meltdown — I hope sloths become the new cats. Those guys have hogged the spotlight for far too long. (The FW)
7 Most Embarrassing “I’m Going to Disney World” Super Bowl Ads — Walt’s wondering from beyond the icebox where all the Jews are? I mean, Jews…at Disney World?! Now that’s embarrassing! (Screen Junkies)
20 Movie Posters that Have Been Banned Somewhere for Being Too Profane, Gruesome, Provocative, or Offensive — OH GOD, IT’S HIDEOUS /looks at poster for Sex and the City 2. (Pajiba)
An inside look at the New York Jets’ playbook.
Haha, Cooper’s not talented.
I’m Jewish and a Carolina Panthers’ fan — this clip really speaks to me.
Even in Spanish, the Broncos are terrible.
And English, too.
I could watch this for hours and hours, and I have.
