Real Men Give Their Sweethearts ‘Game of Thrones’ Valentine’s Day Cards

By: 02.14.12  •  10 Comments

There’s no better way to show a woman how much you truly love her than with the Valentine’s Day cards that count. “Game of Thrones” cards say to that special lady: “Please have sex with another woman while I deliver a ten-minute monologue,” or “If some snot-nosed kid catches me having sex with my sister, I’ll push him out a castle window.” True romance means eating the heart of a horse, goddammit.

(Source: Chris Bishop via Buzzfeed)

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