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THAT POOR KITTY. How did it get in there? Did it get out? Is the guy in the video the most stereotypical Brooklyn person ever? (“I got your trapped pu*sy, right here.”) Why do 52 people Like it on YouTube? Why does only one person Dislike it? So many questions.

The Genius of Will Ferrell Demonstrated In His 10 Most Internet Bait-able Moments — Favorite Will Ferrell moment? This is tough. But the first thing that came to mind was the sleeping walking scenes in Step Brothers, followed by, “Happy birthday, bitches.” (Uproxx)

15 Fan-Made Hiatus Tributes to “Community” That Are Streets Ahead — Watching old episodes of “Community” with Shirley’s Miss Piggy voice is going to be really weirddd now. (Uproxx)

Deeper Than Rap: 40 Heartfelt Hip-Hop Songs — #41. “Do the Bartman.” (Smoking Section)

We Said, “Jump!” A Tribute to the Film Careers of the Original Stars of 21 Jump Street — Might as well click. (CLICK) Go ahead an’ click. (CLICK) (Film Drunk)

First Footage From Total Recall Needs More Kate Beckinsale — As does everything in life, my friend. As does everything. (Gamma Squad)

Blake Griffin Is Bad At Free Throws — Featuring insightfuLOL commentary from Danger. (With Leather)

How You Queuin’: “Saved by the Bell” — This lovely piece, about the best show ever to feature a main character whose last name was also a reptile, was written by one of our long-time commenters. See if you can guess who! (The Dig)

Top 5 Movies Where Someone Swaps Bodies With a Dog — What the heck is David Leisure doing these days? I bet he has a Google Alert for his name, so, David, if you’re reading this, I’m worried. (BuzzFeed)

13 Howling Husky Puppies — These links have gone to the dogs. *Loosens flea collar* Ruff crowd. (Huffington Post)

Five Lessons in Leadership from James T. Kirk. A Good Hairpiece Strangely Absent — The lessons are: first screw up the Prime Directive whenever you have the opportunity to do so, and then screw every blue chick you see on the peaceful planet you’ve just conquered. (Fark)

The Geekiest Pop Culture Experts In Pop Culture — “You may purchase this charming Hamburglar Adventure. A child has already solved the jumble using crayons. The answer is ‘fries.'” (The FW)

Six Classic Monsters That Are Being Reborn In The Most Awesomely Ridiculous Way Possible — I’m sorry, but if you put the words “strippers” and “werewolves” in the same movie title, you’ve got my $6.50. What? I’m not paying full price for that ticket. Matinee, all the way, baby. (Pajiba)

Best of Westeros: The “Game of Thrones” Tournament (Day 4) — Ned vs. Arya and Tyrion vs. Sandor WHO YOU GOT. (Screen Junkies)

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