I Can't Stop Listening to the Song from Last Night's 'South Park' (and the Morning Links)

Help Us Fill the “Worst Star Trek” Episodes Bracket — The bracket includes episodes from every “Star Trek” series, but I still think either “Turnabout Intruder” or “Spock’s Brain” from the original should win. Because they lose so hard. (Gamma Squad)

BOO THIS WOMAN! Mike Stone’s Porn Star Prom Date Rejected by Superintendent — No, I wasn’t saying, “Boo-urns.” (Film Drunk)

The Best and Worst of WWE Raw 3/19/12: Little Mac Versus Bald Bull — Little Mac and Bald Bull sound like aliases the characters on “It’s Always Sunny” would go by. In next week’s WWE Raw: Vic Vinegar vs. Hugh Honey. (With Leather)

Meme Watch: Pissed Old Guy Is Very Pissed, Very Old — Hey, everybody. An old man’s talking! (Uproxx)

Leo Messi Hat-Trick Breaks Barcelona All-Time Goal Record — “Greatest footballer of his generation and possibly off all-time,” and it’s not talking about Tebow? Yeah, RIGHT. (Smoking Section)

8 Funny Faces of the “Mad Men” Cast at the New York Stock Exchange — Honest to God, January Jones actually looks likable in these photos. (BuzzFeed)

Adult Swim World Premiere: Tanlines’ “All of Me” Music Video — Directed by Julian Barratt from “The Mighty Boosh”! (Adult Swim)

Two Firemen Dressed in Drag Put Out Burning Car — That sounds like a great Laurel and Hardy short, or a terrible “MADtv” sketch. (The FW)

A Photographic History of Jennifer Lawrence’s Brief Career — I’d like to say I knew her before she was famous, but that would require admitting I watched “The Bill Engvall Show.” (Pajiba)

Hell is Other People – How Gamers are Ruining Gaming — The word “noob” goes thrown around a lot these days… (Unreality Mag)

Military Dad Dresses Up as Captain America to Surprise His Son by Coming Home on His Birthday — I’m not crying…I’m, um, cutting an onion. Yeah. A nice, tear-inducing onion. (Bro Bible)

An Incomplete Guide To Michael Bay’s Ridiculousness — The guide won’t be completed until he’s dead, except he’s never going to die. He sold his humanity to purchase the sound effect that goes VROOM VROOM. (Screen Junkies)

×