If you’re not familiar with TheReplyGirl, check out this Gawker profile. TL;DR version: a Canadian girl with big boobs makes money by “responding” to videos on YouTube. That’s it. She’s massively popular, yet universally loathed and has received death threats, because haters gonna hate, etc. More aggravating videos below.
ROFLMNBAO: Kobe’s Black Mask, 2012-2012 — Maybe this is an elaborate hint that Batman villian Black Mask will be in The Dark Knight Rises, played by either Kobe or Martin Lawrence. It always comes down to one of those two. (With Leather)
Topher Grace (Yes, That Topher Grace) Just Vastly Improved the Star Wars Prequels — He could go back in time to the year 1998 and kill George Lucas, preventing the release of The Phantom Menace, and I still wouldn’t forgive him for Spider-Man 3. (Gamma Squad)
UPROXX “Archer” Open Thread: “Skin Game” with Illustration Director TJ Buford — Check out the “Archer” cast face models in the comments section. It’s fascinating/terrifying. (Uproxx)
Dear David Stern, Stare Downs Aren’t Worth Techs — Dear, David Stern, you stink. /runs away giggling (Smoking Section)
Frotcast 90: Comedian Matt Lieb, Big Money Rustlas, Laremy talks John Carter — ICP’s Rustlas took care of the one problem that bugged me for years about Blazing Saddles: not nearly enough Monoxide Child. (Film Drunk)
Coors Is Going To Start Making Iced Tea Flavored Beer — “Hm, how can we make our beer taste even more terrible?” (BuzzFeed)
Rush Limbaugh vs. Inspirational Feminist Quotes — “White boy, don’t laugh, don’t cry, just die.” — Bikini Kill (Huffington Post)
Bisexual Female Characters are TV’s Hot New Thing. In Other News, TV Just Got AWESOME — I’m sorry we don’t talk about Archie Panjabi more often. We should. (Fark)
10 Weirdest “Animals Eating Themselves” Pictures — Stop eating yourself, stop eating yourself.(The FW)
Ten Actors We Wish Were More Talented Than They Are — DO NOT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT SUMMER GLAU. SHE’S PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. (Pajiba)
Our 10 Favorite Adam Sandler Leading Ladies in Movies — Um, where’s Fairuza Balk? She’s no Brooklyn Decker or Julie Bowen or Bridgette Wilson-Sampras…but she’s something? (Unreality Mag)
Everything I Know About Kentucky I Learned From Watching “Justified” — Everyone’s drunk constantly, women always carry frying pans, and it’s weird if you DON’T own a large amount of at least one illegal substance. It’s a wonderful state. (Screen Junkies)
