The always wonderful Fark directs us to a news story from WTAE in Pittsburgh. After a 23-year-old woman was sexually assaulted in the shower, she was asked to give a composite sketch of the perpetrator – and evidently, the sicko was Kenny McCormick from “South Park.” Or maybe a half-Kenny/half-Conehead creation. Or possibly a third-Kenny/third-Conehead/third-“SNL” Land Shark mutant. No matter who you see in the Pervert Rorschach Test, though, know that three other predators remain on the run, too:
Well, it’s time for me to snap my suspenders, tell someone they’re off the case, and track down these monsters. They never even had a chance. If I don’t do it, who will? *Drinks from flask hidden in gun holster*
That’s a picture of a corgi dressed as the monster described above. Who’s my little sexual predator? Are you my little sexual predator? YOU ARE! (Via)
