What's On Tonight: The Return of Bionic Barry

Archer (FX, 10 p.m.) – Tonight’s “Archer” live blog guest on Uproxx is Animation Director Bryan Fordney. His bio begins, “I started as an intern on Frisky Dingo,” which is the way every bio should begin. As for tonight’s episode: it’s called “Crossing Over,” and hopefully has EVERYTHING to do with that terrible Harrison Ford movie of the same name. The episode also sees the return of Bionic Barry and Nikolai Jakov.

30 Rock (NBC, 8 p.m.) – Chloë Moretz is back, to make us all feel REALLY uncomfortable.

Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) – Carl Reiner and Kathryn Hahn (and maybe Paul Rudd? IMDb and my heart say yes; TV Guide has no mention of him) guest star in tonight’s episode, which continues to follow the adventures of the “Yes We Can’t Not. Knope.” campaign.

Unsupervised (FX, 10:30 p.m.) – I love the idea of Walton Goggins voicing a guitar-strumming, cape-wearing psychic – but I need to know if he dances as well as Boyd.

Awake (NBC, 10 p.m.) – Series premiere. I’ve heard nothing but good things about this show, in which a police detective (played by Jason Issacs) is able to switch between realities when he’s asleep after being in a car accident. In one reality, his wife (Laura Allen, from “Terriers”) died in the wreck. In the other, his son did. Be sure to get super invested, because between being created by Kyle Killen (MISS YOU “Lone Star”) and airing on NBC Thursday nights at 10 p.m., it’s bound to be canceled, no matter its quality.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Jon Hamm on Letterman; Julianne Moore on Leno; Joan Rivers and Nicki Minaj on Kimmel; Henry Winkler and Jay Baruchel on Ferguson; Lindsay Lohan, Rob Riggle, and Elvis Costello on Fallon; Megan Mullally on Conan; M. Cathleen Kaveny on Stewart; and Claire Danes on Colbert.

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