Look, ladies. You just never know when you’re standing at a bus stop if a random passerby is going to snatch your purse. And if he does, and if you end up in a chase, and if you lose your overcoat, and if you happen to be wearing loose fitting clothes that can easily snag in a fence, then it’s important that you wear the proper lingerie, just in case you find yourself running through town in your underwear. The nice lady in this ad has it all figured out: She came prepared. She was even smart enough to wear sensible shoes with her black lingerie, because you just never know, do you?
I should also note that it’s helpful to have a camera man standing nearby to film the chase sequence and slow it down during the, er … the jiggly moments. Watch this ad for Agent Provocateur. I think you’ll understand what I’m talking about.