How did Fat Schmidt become the super-fit douchebag — and the TV season’s best new character — that we know and love on “New Girl”? Two words: Spinning classes. “It’s about that place where the rhythm of the music meets the rhythm of your heart in a culmination of spirituality in the form of a stationary bicycle ride.”
It’s not quite as douchey as his online dating video, but the work out video — made in response to this Vulture parody — is lot more gay, and there’s certainly something to be said for that. But I do hope he towels down his douche after he gets off his stationary bike.