Here is the complete list of things that will result in me doing a post about “Dancing With the Stars”:
- Attractive female contestant falls out of dress
- Someone does the Turk Dance
- A cast member from a ’90s television show aimed at children or teens is announced as a contestant
- Same as above but with DMX or Coolio or any member of the Wu-Tang Clan or Boyz II Men
- Female dancer attempts tricky dance move and her stiletto flies off and stabs an audience member in the throat
- That Bruno guy finally snaps while judging a performance and just, like, whips out his ding-a-ling or something
- Tom Bergeron gets fired and is replaced with an animatronic panda named Bamboo
- Someone poops and/or pees their pants
- A spaceship lands on the roof of the studio and the aliens come inside and start vaporizing audience members with a space laser
- NFL player wins the whole shebang and starts rolling around the stage like he’s on fire
So, here you go.
I want more like this!
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