The Awl asked a bunch of TV people to answer an important question: if you could be any TV character ever, who would you pick? I chose Ralph Wiggum, but that’s only because I wanted to say “imaginary Leprechaun” on the Internet. Who would you chose? At least seven of you will say someone from “Parks and Rec.” (Via)
Have You Seen Daenerys’s Lost Dragons? If So, Call This Number. — (Uproxx)
“Breaking Bad” Seasons 1-4 Chronologically Recapped Most Excellently — (Uproxx)
Germany’s “Forest Boy” is either a real-life Nell or a real-life Impostor — (Film Drunk)
The Best Of The Grand Theft Auto Cop Meme — (Gamma Squad)
Erin Andrews Dances With Vanilla Ice, Learns What It’s Like Having A Roni — (With Leather)
7 Christian Bale Movies To See Before Dark Knight Rises — (Smoking Section)
The Best Comedy Pilots of All Time — (Pajiba)
The 5 Worst Fathers In the Animal Kingdom — (Mental Floss)
7-11′s decision to downsize the Double Gulp had nothing to do with your health — (Death + Taxes)
Dippable meat: The future of fast food? — (The Week)
R. Kelly owes $4.8 million in taxes. Soon to be back in that closet, living there — (Fark)
‘#1 Dad’: At This Revenge BBQ, It’s Bring Your Own Body Bag — (HyperVocal)
