Wilfred (FX, 10 p.m.) — Last week was far and away my favorite episode of Wilfred yet. I’m a sucker for when Jason Gann plays Wilfred, well, like a dog, and tonight continues along the same path when Wilfred “wages war against an unlikely foe,” an unborn baby. Blood will be shed. BABY BLOOD.
Big Brother (CBS, 9 p.m.) — Such a Glass House rip-off.
The Choice (Fox, 9 p.m.) — What do Dean Cain and Ndamukong Suh have in common? They both named their penises “Srgt. Buzz Thomas.” Also, they’re both on the season finale of The Choice. But mostly the d*ck thing.
Burn Notice (USA, 9 p.m.) — With special guest star Kristanna Loken, of BloodRayne “fame.”
Louie (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — Louie heads south to Miami, where nothing soul-sucking happens and he just plays bocce ball for 15 minutes, followed by seven minutes of pool gymnastics. Yup, would still watch it.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Anne Hathaway on Letterman; Denis Leary and Olivia Munn on Leno; Billy Crudup and Fred Willard on Kimmel; and Queen Latifah, Noah Wyle, and Cloud Nothings on Fallon.
