This, my friends, might be my favorite thing ever. The man you see above is a comedian named Josh who drank a ton of alcohol and took a bunch of mushrooms before being asked to come on down on The Price Is Right. During the pre-show screening, he was asked what his profession was. Josh momentarily froze before blurting out the first thing that came to his mind: “Skateboard Rabbi.” While on camera, under all those hot, bright lights, he handled himself remarkably well; if I had been in his situation, I would have clawed at Drew Carey’s torso, wondering if he was hiding Ryan Stiles in there. Watch the magic happen below (Via)
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