Conan: Honey Boo Boo Is Why China Is Pwning Us

I’m posting this clip mainly because I think it proves something I’ve long suspected: that Conan reads UPROXX. I know for a fact that members of his staff do, but I’m convinced Conan does as well because I WANT TO BELIEVE.

With that said, I’m pretty sure Conan saw this clip from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and agrees with us that it’s the worst thing that’s ever aired on television.

Meanwhile, this is a real headline that ran in a major American newspaper today: “America Goes Cuckoo For Honey Boo Boo.” I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords.

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