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Kim Kardashian Sets New World Record For The Dumbest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said

By / 09.18.12

Should we ever be surprised that Kim Kardashian is capable of saying idiotic things? No, of course not. But this is a new low for stupidity. In fact, Jon Hamm may need to revise is statement calling Kim Kardashian a “f***ing idiot,” and downgrade that insult to “brainless, imbecilic f***pot and occasional semen receptacle to the stars!”

How dumb? Comparing-her-divorce-to-cancer dumb:

“We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that [Kris Humphries] and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life, like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

Yes, of course! Your 72-day reality show marriage and subsequent divorce from an NBA star was JUST LIKE CANCER. When Kardashian decided to dump him, the nausea, the chemotherapy burns, the loss of hair, the vomiting and general malaise, not to mention the impending SENSE OF DEATH, must have been so very awful for Kim. How did she get through it but for the Glory of God, a lot of praying, and MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, constant pampering, hours of shopping, and $40,000 pillows for each ass cheek.

It’s times like these when you want to shout “THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK,” but I’m almost certain thinking could’ve only made it worse. But on the bright side, at least she didn’t alienate 47 percent of America. Just the ones with cancer. Or decency.

(Source: The Guardian via Videogum)


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