Here is a montage of all the deaths from Season 2 of Game of Thrones. God, that was a fun sentence to write. Because, you see, writing a sentence like “Here is a montage of all the deaths from Season 2 of Game of Thrones” means (a) that a montage of all the deaths from Season 2 of Game of Thrones exists, (b) I am in possession of it, and (c) I am sharing it with you, the reader. So much good news packed into such a short little sentence. (See also, “Here is a free sandwich,” “Hey, look, a horse wearing sunglasses,” and “Please touch my bosom at once.”)
I suppose the only downside to posting this video is that it serves as a cruel reminder that Game of Thrones has been off the air for months, and won’t return until March of next year. That is simply unacceptable. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy to have lots of our favorite fall shows coming back in the near future, but there really is something to be said for trying in vain to chop someone’s head off with your sword — hacking and hacking and hacking — before finally just getting fed up and separating their head from their neck with a swift stomp of your foot. I enjoy shows like The Good Wife quite a bit, but they really are lacking in the “decapitation by boot” department. Something to work on, perhaps.
Long story short: Hurry back, you violent incestuous psychopaths.
I want more like this!
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