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This Is The Worst Thing That’s Ever Aired On TV

By / 09.21.12

The pot-bellied pig you see sitting in a chair above is no pot-bellied pig at all. It’s actually Alana Boo Boo Billy Bob Brandine Pondscum Thompson, the most famous member of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo family that’s demanding TLC pay them 50% more than what they’re earning now. Shockingly, they’re not being compensated in chicken anuses — they actually earn $4,000/episode, but want $8,000-$10,000/episode.

And really, can you blame them when they provide such top-notch quality entertainment as this?

That’s unedited. SHE SNEEZES AND SNOT COMES OUT AND THEN SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND THE CAMERAS KEEP ROLLING AND NO ONE HELPS HER OR GRABS A TISSUE AND THEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE STARTS CRYING THEN SHE WALKS AWAY IN SHAME BECAUSE SHE HAS NOSE SPLOOGE ALL OVER HER HANDS AND THIS WAS ON NATIONAL TV AND 2.1 MILLION PEOPLE SAW IT AND THAT’S ONLY ONE MILLION LESS THAN THE PARKS AND REC PREMIERE.

To paraphrase George Burns, TV is a hideous bitch goddess.

(Via Clip Nation)


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