Reason #53,082 why Game of Thrones is the best: the sexiest personal ads around.
—Seeking LEG ONLY, MALE AMPUTEES.
—ATTN: email@example.com & include:
—A clear and current photograph
—Your measurements including height, waist, chest & shoe size
—A clear description regarding where your limb is missing eg. at knee, at ankle, etc
—You must be OK and comfortable with filming a scene within the context of a battle where your leg has been injured. Prosthetic makeup will be applied as though your leg has newly been severed. We understand that this is not for everyone, so please only apply if you are happy to participate.
OK, fine, it’s actually a casting call, a casting call for arguably the greatest moment in the entire A Song of Ice and Fire series (spoilers at the source, so I’ll link to it here), but if any of our legless readers are around Northern Ireland tomorrow, PLEASE apply, and then tell us EVERYTHING. What’s it like working for an HBO show? What does Emilia Clarke smell like? What’s a battle? Is this GIF insensitive?
Probably, but OMG.