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Jennifer Love Hewitt Broke Her Wrist And I Will Explain Why That Is Funny

By / 10.08.12

All right. This is funny. Everybody try to stay with me here.

Jennifer Love Hewitt broke her wrist over the weekend. That is not the funny part, at least not by itself. Apparently she suffered the injury while she was working out in a boxing gym, as she tweeted “Guess who broke her wrist yesterday boxing to get fit for season two!;( I will be spending the weekend resting in my pjs.” This is still not funny, although it does lead me to believe that Jennifer Love Hewitt has been wildly misinformed about how long it takes broken wrists to heal, and that maybe she accidentally Googled “cool slumber party tips” instead of “ow my wrist hurts a lot help,” which is a fairly common mistake to make.

But anyway, I digress. Moving on.

The “season two” she mentioned in her tweet referred to her Lifetime series, The Client List, which is a show about a lady who works as a high-class prostitute in a massage parlor. This is a little funny, mainly because the show is set in Texas and all of the actors try to do Southern accents and some of them really should not be doing that. But more importantly, that little nugget gets us to the key piece of information at play here: In her role on the show, her character, a prostitute, who works at a massage parlor, frequently gives her clients a “happy ending,” where she brings them to climax using her hand.

You see? That is why it is funny that Jennifer Love Hewitt broke her wrist. Because HANDJOBS.

You are very welcome. Have a great afternoon.


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