First, a story, courtesy of “CreativeErotica1.”
Nick [Offerman] then got off the bed and gave a sigh. Lucy [Lawless] had put her legs back on the bed and lay on it totally naked, her stomach still heaving with her breathing rate. She shut her eyes then opened them again, and began to get a sexy post-coital expression on her sexy face as she lay there.
“And that Lucy,” Nick said, “is how we fill a pothole in Pawnee.” (Via)
If that doesn’t make you want to see Ron Swanson naked, I don’t know what will. I bring this up because Nick Offerman is willing to strip for you (thanks to a lesson he learned from Harvey Keitel), provided you donate enough money for autism education, as part of Comedy Central’s Night of Too Many Stars. For every $1,000 raised (text “STRIP” to 50555), he’ll take off a piece of clothing, beginning with “the nips,” ending with the “nuggets.” I’ve been sending out texts that read “STRIP” to anonymous numbers for months now, so it’s nice I’ll be doing good for once, before going back to hoping one of the messages reaches Alison Brie’s phone.