Watch As Profits Soar High As A Crow: The Sunniest Moments From Last Night’s Greedy ‘Always Sunny’

By: 11.30.12

Dennis Gets His Sociopath On

Everyone has the desire to Talented Mr. Ripley someone at some point. But not everyone has what it takes…

Charlie Speaks Their Language

I for one think the Japanese businessmen appreciated Charlie’s translation efforts. And were also intrigued by Philadelphia’s crow potential.

Fight Milk!

I heart everything about the alcohol and crow egg infused power drink so here are some highlights from Mac (bodyguard) and Charlie’s (Charlie) pitch.

So What Happened To The Real Brian Lefevre?

The Fight Milk pitch was a tough act to follow but the tale of Brian Lefevre’s death by alley stabbing and consequent identification of the body was about as close as you can get to nailing it.

In conclusion: Dennis gets off, Dee fails to (chicks amirite?), Frank sells Atwater, and — fingers crossed — this isn’t the last we’ve heard of Crowtein. Oh yeah, all peripheral characters lose their livelihoods. Just another classic Sunny misadventure. Above GIF set via.

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