When I saw the headline for the show, I honest to God thought it was a 30 Rock parody. Oh, there goes Jack Donaghy again, trying to tank NBC! But no. It’s real. It’s abhorrent. And it’s on TLC. You can even watch a clip from the reality program, but don’t. You don’t need to. It won’t add anything to your life whatsoever. It’s enough for you to know that it exists in the world so that now you can now avoid it.
This has been a public service message from Warming Glow: The Website That Tells You Things That You Can Never Unknow.
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Behold, The Taco Cannon! — (Gamma Squad)
10 Songs Swizz Beatz Ruined — (Smoking Section)
Sexy Friday Gets A Special Submission — (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
11 Reasons Why The NBA Is Going To Be Fun As Hell To Watch This Year — (Buzzfeed)
Scientific Reasons to Respect Light Beer — (Mental Floss)
Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun — (Daily What)
The Funniest Someecards Of The Week — (HuffPost Comedy)
Report claims L.A. porn stars have more STDs than Nevada prostitutes — (Fark)
7 Celebrities Whose Taste in Romantic Partners Took a Complete 180 — (Pajiba)
Under Armor’s New Maryland Uniforms Make Me Hungry for Crab Cakes and Football — (Brobible)
The Best Fictional President — (College Humor)
Honest Movie Trailers: The Amazing Spider-Man — (High Definite)
Seven Disney Villains You Might’ve Forgotten About — (Unreality)
