Seeing as it is all but certain that Two and a Half Men star Angus T. Jones will leave the noted filth-delivery mechanism at the end of this season, it should come as no surprise that producers are starting to look for a potential replacement. Who is the frontrunner, you ask? I’ll give you a hint: She’s pretty cool.
“There are talks to replace Angus and the perfect person would be Miley Cyrus,” the insider revealed. “The episodes that she appeared on brought in the highest ratings of the season. One possibility is that she could easily be written into the show to go to college.”
“When she was on set she, was pleasant and very enjoyable to work with,” they said. “She won everyone over. Now the whispers are growing louder. People involved in the show want Miley to replace Angus.” [Celeb Buzz]
When reached for comment on the reports, Cyrus said, “Oh, wow. You know, my first appearance on the show was so crazy. Everybody seemed so famous. My tummy was turnin’, and I was feelin’ kinda homesick. It was too much pressure and I was feelin’ nervous. That’s when Ashton turned on the radio. And the Jay-Z song was on.”
And the Jay-Z song was on…
AND THE JAY-Z SONG WAS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN…
SO I PUT MY HANDS UP, THEY’RE PLAYIN’ MY SONG. THE BUTTERLIES FLY AWAY.
I’M NODDIN’ MY HEAD LIKE “YEAH.” MOVIN’ MY HIPS LIKE “YEAH.”
GOT MY HANDS UP, THEY’RE PLAYIN’, MY SONG. I KNOW I’M GONNA BE OKAY.
YEEEAAAH, IT’S A PARTY IN THE U.S.A.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, IT’S A PARTY IN THE U.S.A.
That song will be in your head all day now. You are very welcome.