Beef & Beer & Jesus: The Sunniest Moments From Last Night's Spiritual 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'

By: 11.16.12

There’s Really Only One Reason To Conjure The Dead

Also, Frank has a porkchop bone in his left pocket.

Frank Used To Take His Talents To South Beach

How To Sell Cancer At Beer & Beef & Jesus

“Me, a money, needing a lot now.”- Charlie’s semi-illiteracy: never not funny.

From here we find out Charlie’s mom really didn’t really have cancer and that she learned everything from watching Charlie, which had to be a wink to Rob McElhenney’s drug PSA, right? Also, if you back Dr. Jinx up against a wall he’ll have to spray you with a heavy dose of pesticides.

Your Grave-Robbing Fortunes Can Change In A Moment’s Notice

From most promising grave robbery ever:

To too many emotions:

In the blink of an eye. (I didn’t have it in me to screengrab a corpse.) And in an episode dedicated to various methods of scamming Frank Reynolds has the last laugh and all is right in the world. Unless you just dug up your dead mom.

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