Happy Endings (ABC, 9 p.m.) — Airing a first-run after the 17th of December and before the 6th of January is as good as burning off an episode. That’s pretty much what ABC thinks of Happy Endings at this point. So, enjoy the hell out of tonight’s Christmas episode because it may be the last Happy Endings Christmas episode we see.
Don’t Trust the B— in Apt. 23 (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) — Likewise.
Ink Master (Spike, 9 p.m.) — I’d never heard of this show until recently, when some people at a wedding started discussing it. For the people who receive the tattoos from aspiring tattoo artists, it’s a mixed blessing. On the one hand, FREE TATTOO! On the other, the first few rounds are probably a sh*tshow of bad tattoo designs. AND THEY’RE PERMANENT.
The Voice (NBC, 9 p.m.) — LIVE FINALE. Is the end of the world here yet?
Vegas (CBS, 10 p.m.) — It’s a close call between this and Nashville as to which fall hit viewers have gotten tired of this quickest.
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Hey! Paul Rudd is on Dave; Tarantino is on Leno; Kimmel has Sam Jackson and the cast of Jersey Shore; Don Johnson is on Ferguson; Tom Cruise and Judd Apatow will appear on Fallon; and Chris Pratt and Anna Torv will be on Conan.