Here Comes Heisenpug: I Am The One Who Barks (And The Morning Links)

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2013 Will Usher In Important Anniversaries For 20 Great Albums — (UPROXX)

Steven Seagal owns a bullet-proof kimono. This is not a joke. — (Film Drunk)

Brazilian Hookers Are Learning English For The 2014 World Cup Tournament — (With Leather)

So We Officially Have Video Of The Giant Squid In Its Natural Habitat — (Gamma Squad)

10 Naughty By Nature Songs Everyone Should Know — (Smoking Section)

Gruden Talk: Jon Discusses Marijuana Legalization With NORML’s Dr. Dale Gieringer — (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

About the Time Abraham Lincoln Ordered the Largest Mass Execution in U.S. History — (Pajiba)

29 Poor Excuses For Celebrity Websites — (Buzzfeed)

Stefon’s Guide To New York City — (HuffPost Comedy)

Kevin Garnett’s 7 Most Disrespectful Moments — (Urban Daily)

5 Fictional Ways to Go Fast in Space — (Mental Floss)

The Six Ways You’ll Try to Get Out of the Friend Zone — (College Humor)

Why It’s Hard To Write A Sequel — (Unreality)

Man Arrested After Climbing Sandy-Submerged Coaster to Plant Flag — (Hypervocal)

6 Crimes Our Most Moral Superheroes Are One Bad Day Away From Committing — (Smosh)

This is what the waiting room to hell sounds like — (Fark)

Guess Who Paulina Gretzky Is Reportedly Dating? — (Brobible)

Honest Movie Trailers: Inception — (High Definite)

(Cutest Paw via Pajiba)

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