As you're all very well aware, Jusitifed returns in all its bourbon-soaked glory tomorrow night. That's right. It's officially time to go Full Gutterson. And since Raylan Givens is kind of the UPROXX spirit guide to badassery, it only seems appropriate to now take a moment to review all the things he has taught over three seasons shooting people first and asking questions later.
Unfortunately there aren't as many Raylan Givens one-liners memorialized on the internet as I'd like, so feel free to include glaring omissions in the comments while also keeping mind. Above via friend of the program Chet Manley, who also possesses similar ninja skills (for GIF-making). And ICYMI: Boyd Crowder, y'all.