This Is ‘SpongeKnob SquareNuts’: 10 Unlikely Shows With Baffling XXX Parodies

As far as Nickelodeon shows go, SpongeBob SquarePants is fairly adult. There are jokes about semen, penises, vaginas, and nudity; hell, the show takes place in a town called Bikini Bottom. So, I guess it shouldn’t come as TOO much of a surprise that there’s a new porn parody based on SpongeBob called, naturally, SpongeKnob SquareNuts, starring, according to Gawker, Skin Diamond, which sounds like the name of a SpongeBob character.

But it is a surprise, because now I have to imagine the people begging for Patrick to FINALLY plow Sandy. And then my mind goes from SpongeBob to other Nick shows: the Rugrats drinking milk…not from their bottles; CatDog having sex with itself; Arnold and Helga Pataki finally getting it on in her gum shrine closet. The possibilities are endless, and they’re all fairly disturbing. But it’s not just Nick with “…why?” porn tributes; there are plenty of other shows with confusing XXX parodies, too, including these 10. (BTW: I am so sorry about banner image.)


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