30 Rock (NBC, 8 p.m.) — As Dustin mentioned earlier, everyone who’s ever been on 30 Rock will reappear at some point over the next four episodes (THE BLUE DUDE?!?), beginning with Will Arnett, Steve Buscemi, and Chloë Grace Moretz tonight. Enjoy it while you can…but not too much, sickos.
The Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8 p.m.) — “As the guys don costumes and go on a road trip to a comic book convention, the ladies decide to stay home and try to interpret a comic book.” Ugh. Screw everything about that premise and the Next Generation parody they’re doing. Make like Welshy and die, BBT.
The 18th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards (The CW, 8 p.m.) — Haha, this is on the CW. That is all.
The Office (NBC, 9 p.m.) — There are only a dozen episodes of The Office left, so we should appreciate…
Deadliest Space Weather (Weather Chanel, 9 p.m.) — WHAT /deletes The Office from DVR
1600 Penn (NBC, 9:30 p.m.) — The premiere was dreadful, and it’s unlikely this show will get any better, but I’m glad that Becca from Superbad (Martha MacIsaac) is still alive and working. She must hate Emma Stone, right? She and Peter Scolari probably have Stone and Tom Hanks voodoo doll burning parties.
Elementary (CBS, 10 p.m.) — “A British criminal named M seems to have followed Sherlock to New York.” Moriarty Alert! Moriarty Alert! Moriarty Alert! Moriarty Alert! Moriarty Alert!
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Michael J. Fox and Lena Dunham on Letterman; various American Idol judges and Anthony Jeselnik on Leno; Dr. Oz, Blake Griffin, Chris Paul, and Bruno Mars on Kimmel; Tim Allen and Margaret Cho on Ferguson; 30 Rock cast and John Cale on Fallon; Baby Goose and Kevin Hart on Conan; Josh Brolin on Stewart; and Ben Gibbard on Colbert.
I want more like this!
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