Super Bowl XLVII is in two weeks — read all about the already-maddening-HarBowl-I-want-to-kill-everyone-kind-of-like-Ray-Lewis-or-should-I-say-allegedly-like-Ray-Lewis-speaking-of-Ravens-committing-assault-lol-Patriots game at our sister site With Leather and nacho-eating uncle site KSK — which means it’s time to read about corporations spending $4 million for a 30-second commercial. You can see the full list of who’s airing what here (hope you like Wonderful Pistachios and, of course, GoDaddy.com, which I’m 98% convinced doesn’t exist, except on leather jacket patches), but there’s only ad you need to be aware of: “Kate Upton Washes the All-New Mercedes-Benz CLA in Slow Motion.” It’s like they’re not even trying anymo…WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THAT SOAP BOOBS.
This is only the teaser, so I think we should all be prepared for that awkward moment in the bar when conversation ceases to exist because Kate Upton is totally naked and making out with me on TV. Sorry, sad guy holding a balloon, didn’t want to break it to you like this.
I want more like this!
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