Well, isn’t this just a fun Thursday afternoon surprise? Whether you’re revving up for a night alone or revving down from tracking every word Joel McHale can type in an hour, a supercut of all the drinking in Pawnee ever caught on camera is just what the, um, bartender ordered? No wait, you would be the one doing the ordering. Ugh. I blew that. What’s really important is that our supercutting friends Slacktory compiled this for the greater good, set it to “Tequila,” and guaranteed to have you asking Jean-Ralphio to dance up on you in no time.
Enjoy, and never forget: clear alcohol is for rich women on diets.