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Donald Trump Sues Bill Maher For $5 Million Because Donald Trump Is A Boneheaded Nitwit

By / 02.04.13

“Donald Trump Sues Bill Maher For $5 Million” is the headline that Donald Trump wants you to see, and wants to pass off as HUGE IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS. Trump is claiming that Maher promised $5 million to the charity of Trump’s choice if Trump could provide certain information. Trump provided that information, and now Maher is not paying up. What Trump is less inclined to reveal, however, is WHAT the information he provided was. As you might guess, it’s a laffer.

Apparently, on The Tonight Show last month, Maher — who was making fun of Trump’s $5 million offer to President Obama to reveal his college records and passport — offered Trump $5 million if Trump could provide that a birth certificate proving that he’s not “spawn of his mother having sex with orangutan.” Maher’s argument was that the color of Trump’s hair and the color of an orangutan’s fur are the only two things in nature of that color, therefore, they must be related.

Clearly, it’s a joke, right? Not in Trump’s tiny little head.

“I don’t think he was joking. He said it with venom. That was venom. That wasn’t a joke. In fact, he was nervous when he said it. It was a pathetic delivery.”

Jesus Christ. You know what? I’d like to offer Donald Trump $5 million to a charity of his choice if he can prove that he’s not a lunatic racist, anti-intellectual sh*tbag.

(Via Politico)


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