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By / 02.01.13

As Danger already mentioned, there’s not a lot going on today, and the few semi-notable news items, such as Do No Harm‘s disastrous ratings and Steven Tyler going insane on American Idol, aren’t worth talking about for an entire post. SPEAKING OF TALKING: recent SNL host Jennifer Lawrence was on a talk show last night, Jimmy Kimmel Live, where she discussed a producer’s cure for her recent bout with walking pneumonia (“Your producer made me do two shots of tequila and a beer. But the beer was my decision”) and her boobs.

“I went to the doctor today and got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven! That was all I saw, I think my lungs are fine,” the 22-year-old joked.

“I was standing with these doctors and they were looking at my lungs and it felt like the elephant in the room,” Lawrence said. “I was like, ‘Are my breasts uneven?’ And they were just stifled and uncomfortable, obviously.”

“Are you worried about that?” Kimmel responded. “Is that a concern?”

“It wasn’t until the X-ray. I just hope no one will ever see my breasts in an X-ray,” the actress added. “I hope I’m never seen in that light.” (Via)

After hearing this anecdote, a million guys raced to Expedia, booked a flight to Los Angeles, took a cab to the nearest hospital, and asked the nurses there how to become a “boob doctor guy who, like, inspects boobs and stuff to make sure they’re not, um, uneven.” One of these men eventually saved a woman’s life, the other 999,999 were immediately thrown off the premises. J-Law, doing good for the world, one boob story at a time.

(Via LA Times)


TOPICS#JENNIFER LAWRENCE
TAGSboobs and tequilajimmy kimmel live

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