That guy picked the one girl. The other girl cried a lot, I imagine.
See ya next season, everybody!
"'Bachelor' Recap: All You Need To Know About Last Night's Stunning Finale"
What’s with the set? Was the finale narnia-themed or were they going for a Dr. Suess thing?
Yeah, nice set dressing, Maimiti.
Nailed it…this included all of the information I’ve been searching for on the season finale. Just one thing, can you replace the pic with a gif of the girl in question crying?
I hope the tag “Everyone else is writing a recap of this stupid show so here is mine” gets more play around here.
What’s the over/under for when these two break up?
Additional relevant info, because my wife and teenage daughter watch this shitstorm religiously and occasionally their hooting and yelling attract my attention:
- The Bachelor guy is super-religious and apparently a virgin. He and his bride to be plan to get married on ABC “as soon as possible,” presumably before he accidentally ruins another pair of pajamas.
- The last two women he dumped were were smoking hot, the one he jettisoned last week looked for all the world like pre-Brady Gisele Bundchen.
The second point is probably a direct result of the first, as this is obviously not someone used to thinking with his dick.
Oh, they also picked a new Bachelorette from the reject pool, who looks boring as hell and might pass for a 7 after last call.
Wait – you just contradicted yourself. The next Bachelorette **cough**whore**cough** is Desiree, who you thought was a 7 at last call (and that’s being generous), but was one of the last two women he dumped who were, in your words, “smoking hot”.
You may castrate me now.
Nope, sorry, Desiree went home two weeks ago. AshLee (I swear that’s how ABC.com spelled her name, and she’s somehow not a stripper) is the one who looks like Gisele and got dumped last week, and Lindsay (hot for teacher?) got dumped last night.
I bet you have never been prouder of being wrong.
I can’t believe I’m going to comment on this, and I even more can’t believe that I’m going to fact check this.
Desiree was the 3rd to last girl eliminated. Lindsay who got eliminated last night was smoking hot, but dumb as rocks. And AshLee (stupid spelling) was the Pre-Brady Gisele. This guy seems nice enough, but as Stinky Pete says, it’s clear this guy isn’t used to thinking with his dick.
In my defense, I gut through this (and American Idol) with the wife/daughter and in return I get all the important basketball/hockey games and any football game ever. I know, I know, ridicule away.
Don’t apologize, MCMoFo, it’s a deal we all make, and sometimes you get rewarded with some truly great television. A couple of years ago a male contestant proposed and suffered the most painful nationally televised shoot-down since Jack Ruby.
I think he’s a “born again” virgin. That’s at least the knowledge I picked up from reading the cover of, I think, US Weekly at register 6 in Target.
I actually thought this season was pretty good TV… Last night was legitimately kinda dramatic/surprising. Also, AshLee looked like she kind of lost her mind towards the end, and I personally think Catherine is hotter than Lindsay.
I can’t understand why semi-attractive, apparently successful twenty-something women want to go on a game show to get married? Okay, the women I get…but why do semi-attractive, apparently successful twenty-something men want to go on a game show to get married?
to get strange pussy
Well played, Sir.
Why didn’t you tell me there would be spoilers?
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