Wait – you just contradicted yourself. The next Bachelorette **cough**whore**cough** is Desiree, who you thought was a 7 at last call (and that’s being generous), but was one of the last two women he dumped who were, in your words, “smoking hot”.
Nope, sorry, Desiree went home two weeks ago. AshLee (I swear that’s how ABC.com spelled her name, and she’s somehow not a stripper) is the one who looks like Gisele and got dumped last week, and Lindsay (hot for teacher?) got dumped last night.
I can’t believe I’m going to comment on this, and I even more can’t believe that I’m going to fact check this.
Desiree was the 3rd to last girl eliminated. Lindsay who got eliminated last night was smoking hot, but dumb as rocks. And AshLee (stupid spelling) was the Pre-Brady Gisele. This guy seems nice enough, but as Stinky Pete says, it’s clear this guy isn’t used to thinking with his dick.
In my defense, I gut through this (and American Idol) with the wife/daughter and in return I get all the important basketball/hockey games and any football game ever. I know, I know, ridicule away.
Don’t apologize, MCMoFo, it’s a deal we all make, and sometimes you get rewarded with some truly great television. A couple of years ago a male contestant proposed and suffered the most painful nationally televised shoot-down since Jack Ruby.
I actually thought this season was pretty good TV… Last night was legitimately kinda dramatic/surprising. Also, AshLee looked like she kind of lost her mind towards the end, and I personally think Catherine is hotter than Lindsay.
I can’t understand why semi-attractive, apparently successful twenty-something women want to go on a game show to get married? Okay, the women I get…but why do semi-attractive, apparently successful twenty-something men want to go on a game show to get married?