If you saw Louis C.K.’s face tattooed on your soon-to-be-lover’s nipple, what would you say? Would you laugh? Would you scream? Would you flip them off? Would you wish it was Dane Cook instead (both the lover and the tattoo)? Would you back away, out of the room, slowly? Would you be extra turned on? Would you show them your Cheetos artwork? Would you break into the Louie theme song? There is no one answer, or at least there wasn’t before today, when a picture of Louis C.K.’s face tattooed on some guy’s nipple went viral.
What would I do? Show them my Andrew Dice Clay ink on my Richard Pryor. Don’t regret that one bit.