The Soup (E!, 10 p.m.) – Just a friendly reminder that The Soup does our job much better than we do, and has the added bonus of Joel McHale in a suit.
The Americans (FX, 10 p.m.) – American scientists are hunted by an assassin tonight. Maybe that’s why we never ended up inventing hoverboards. A butterly flaps its wings and all that.
Psych (USA, 10 p.m.) – There was an “Eternal Flame” campfire sing-a-long on the last episode. Between that and the “Time After Time” harmonizing on Parks & Rec the other week, it’s been a good run for the women of the 80s.
Arrow (CW, 8 p.m.) – The Huntress returns to Starling City tonight, which is something that sounds important. Gamma Squad has you covered.
Southland (TNT, 10 p.m.) – AAAAHHHHHH I AM SO MANY EPISODES BEHIND ON SOUTHLAND I AM PART OF THE PROBLEM ME AND MY STUPID AMERICAN DVR HABITS.
Workaholics (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) – Season finale. Blake worries about “the supremacy of machines” when Alice rolls out a new phone system at the office. I feel like the guys will have a very reasoned and rational take on this.
My Strange Addiction (TLC, 10 p.m.) – From TV Guide: “A 29-year-old woman’s monthly habit of drinking a gallon of blood from pigs — and even humans — brings her mother to tears.” Sounds about right.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Halle Berry and Elle Fanning on Kimmel; Eva Mendes and Andy Hendrickson are on Letterman; Aaron Eckhart and Kellie Pickler are on Ferguson; Vanessa Hudgens and Chris O’Dowd are on Leno; Rudy Giuliani and Judd Apatow are on Fallon; and Conan, Stewart, and Colbert are in repeats.
