College Basketball (various, all day/night) — Watch Community, then don’t bother with anything else until Archer. The Office is old and Parks and Rec isn’t on. Duh doy. Also, though they don’t play until tomorrow, go UA.
Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — “Jeff, Britta, and Annie help Dean Pelton recruit a wealthy potential student” >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> “Abed starts a fraternity.”
Archer (FX, 10 p.m.) — In case you couldn’t tell by Maske’s animal-themed Archer post yesterday, tonight’s episode is about a dog. I miss Rabbert Klein.
Scandal (ABC, 10 p.m.) — I am going to watch Scandal because 1) it’s supposed to be good, and 2) one of its stars, Katie Lowes, likes Bob’s Burgers. THAT’S ALL IT TAKES TO GET ON OUR GOOD SIDE, AMERICA.
Legit (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — Jim volunteers at Billy’s adult care facility in an episode entitled “Cuckoo’s Nest.” If at least one “Native American” doesn’t throw at least one hydrotherapy unit out one window, there’s gonna be hell to pay.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Ellen Pompeo and Lianne La Havas on Kimmel; Dwayne Johnson, Chris Paul, and Atlas Genius on Leno; and Drew Barrymore and Thandie Newton on Fallon.
