Other R&B Singers Who Could Join Miguel On ‘SNL’ To Get EVERYONE Pregnant

By 04.11.13

“Vince Vaughn is hosting SNL this weekend…” (*shrugs*) “…with musical guest, Miguel.” (*starts humping the air*) It remains unclear why the Wedding Crashers star will try to one-up Melissa McCarthy — his next film doesn’t come out until June — but it makes all the sense in the world why Miguel is joining him. SNL wants everyone to get lucky, and they couldn’t have picked anyone better than the silky smooth Kaleidoscope Dreamer himself.

Miguel recently announced a collaboration with Monica, which begs the question: what other sexxxy R&B singers could join Miguel on SNL to make sure nobody leaves home without getting pregnant? Here are 10 possibilities.

Dawn Richard

But when it comes to you
You help me get through
With you I never lose
I owe it all to you

R. Kelly

The way you riding it, I can tell you like my surprise
Now I’m working it up ‘n’ down like a roller coaster ride
I got your eyes rolling back, finger nails in your spine
We never had a sex session like this one in your life


Baby close the door
Listen girl I have something I wanna show you
I wish you’d open up cause
I wanna take the walls down with you


Submerge within the light
Illuminate my night
Let your atmosphere surround me


Do me baby, like you never done before
Give it to me till I just can’t take no more
Come on and do me baby, like you never done before
I want you now, I just can’t wait no more, can’t wait


I’m a catch you in the shower while you dripping wet
I’m a come and kiss your neck, you gonna kiss my back
How sexy is that? Rub your teardrop, put your body on the counter
You gonna say do that daddy, I’m gonna say okay mama

The Weeknd

Take it off, you want it off
Cause I know what you’re feeling
It’s okay, girl, I feel it too
Let it be, baby breathe
I swear I’m right here
We’ll be good, I promise, we’ll be so good

Jill Scott

Your hands on my hips
Pull me right back to you
I catch that thrust
Give it right back to you
You’re in so deep
I’m breathin’ for you
You grab my braids
Arch my back high for you

Robin Thicke

But you’re a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me


Or could just clone him.

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